Nicolas Sarkozy Wants You to Notice HIm

Posted by Mika on Aug 26, 2009 in European Politics, French Politics | 0 comments

Poor guy.

He tries so hard. I found this image of him on a celebrity blog, one of the ones that likes to publish as many pictures of  bitches in bikinis as possible. This week, it was Carla Bruni.  She looked great, as of course she is supposed to, and she is without a doubt excellent third wife material. Since Sarkozy is counting on his penis to hold onto his presidency, I understand why he wants her surrounded by as many paps as possible. Once they have taken some pictures of her “looking for her sunglasses” in the sand on all fours,  they are might notice that the French president is also nearby. In that happy case, he’ll smooth out his trunks, suck in his stomach and hope they have some film left.  After a few snaps, they can then move onto photoshop.

US Post Today (I know, I’ve never heard of that paper either…) carried an article a while ago about the Sarkozys’ baby plans. The man is a 54 year old self professed workaholic, he and his 41 year old wife already have four kids between them, but a baby seems like a really good idea.  They’re thinking, 2011…? That’s an election year right? But just talking about wanting a baby is enough, because it proves they’re doing it…. and they are so totally doing it.  Also, Sarkozy would want me to tell you that he’s an athlete. He jogs all the time, and he’s really good at it.  He would also thank me not to remind you of that time he passed out surronded by media because that time didn’t count. It was really hot that day and he was stressed because he is the president of France and he was too busy to drink water and he was also really tired. He would just like me to post this picture and remind you that he is a man. A man with a supermodel. And when he sucks in like this, you can totally see his abs.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/27/nicolas-sarkozy-hospital-jogging

http://www.usposttoday.com/nicolas-sarkozy-and-carla-bruni-to-have-baby-in-2011/

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2007/08/22/topless_sarkozys_love_handles_airbrushed_away

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