Sarah Palin Likes Free Stuff, Not Haitians
Does Sarah Palin even count as a politician anymore? I hate to say it, but I’m starting to feel dumb writing about her. I know she deserves all the unflattering pictures and ridicule, not to mention the poor spelling and liberal Swears that we at Polonoscopy.com (I at Polonoscopy would be more accurate. Goddammit!! One of you readers has to be my friend.) bestow kindly to all, but really… she’s just not in the same league anymore. Anyone has more cred then her.
Let me give you an example. Usually when I’m writing a post, I find the inspiration in a newspaper, maybe a facebook fan page or even a twitter account if I’m desperate. In any case, the story is usually, in some way linked to politics or policy. Then I make some shit up and it becomes shallow. The only place I find stories about Sarah Palin is on celebrity gossip blogs. So her stories are generally pretty stupid to begin with.
The latest story that’s been floating around is about Sarah Palin getting all grabby in an Oscar gift suite (so a swag tent, basically). Palin, who is in no way connected to the Oscars, or Hollywood, or any of the businesses where swag is part of the deal, got all Lindsay Lohan and cleaned the place out, refusing to get photographed (and the whole point for designers is to get their stuff photographed) and left a paltry donation of $1,700 for Haiti relief. Yes, I said paltry. Not for you or I, of course, but then, neither of us sold over 2 million copies of a collection of incoherent scribbly-doodles disguised as a memoir. I’ve also never walked out of a swag tent with about 10 grand worth of designer merchandise sooo…..yeah, I think she could manage a little more for Haiti.
Good news is, I don’t think this will be out of character for long. Palin was in LA shopping for a reality t.v series, which I think is proof that she’s come to accept she has more in common with that Miss. Teen South Carolina chick than Barack Obama. The show, she has said, is supposed to be a documentary about Alaska, filmed in the style of David Attenbrough’s “Planet Earth”. Appropriately, her choice of producer is the man behind such classics as “Survivor” and “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?”.
That’s it. Until this bitch says something enlightening about homosexuals marrying their goats or her nine year old gives birth to a baby named Trunk, she’s banned from the site.