In Other News, Carla Bruni is Kind of a Bitch

Posted by Mika on Jun 25, 2010 in European Politics, French Politics, U.K Politics | 1 comment

Taking a little break from the G8 to backtrack to Sarkozi’s visit to Number 10 last week. Jan Moir at the Daily Mail, wrote a delightfully bitchy article about Carla Bruni’s behaviour in London, entitled Moi, Moi, Moi (or, how Shameless Carla Monopolized the Camera) which basically takes everything we suspect about Carla Bruni (self-involved, golddigger, attention whore) and matches it up with some pretty priceless pictures. You’ll see Carla Bruni does everything in her power to act like the only girl with boobs at a middle school dance. Not only does she like to be the centre of attention, she makes it very clear that the attention should be centred around her sex appeal in particular. Hence, ass shots, hair flicking, lip licking and condescending looks at Samantha Cameron’s baby belly. Poor SamCam. That bump was an excellent prop during the campaign, but she really wasn’t thinking ahead to the Bruni photo-opp. Bet you fifty dollars Carla took one look at the belly and made an inane comment about how beautiful motherhood before tossing her hair back and turning sideways for another ass shot while Samantha rocked back and forth on her heels and felt dumpy.

This part is my favourite: And amid all the pomp and circumstance of yesterday – the uniforms, the coils of gold braid, the bands, the anthems, the military fly past, the pesky fly swatted, the Sarkozys still contrived to behave as if they were on a date together. They held hands walking across the Heathrow tarmac when they arrived and kept up the frottage throughout the day. He frequently puts his hand on her waist, while she pats his back and his arm, somehow managing to resist patting his head. This mutual stroking of each other, like meerkats or chimps, seems to underline the fact that neither can quite believe their luck.

This is hilarious because not only does Bruni get to give the world a view into the Adoration of Carla, Sarkozy gets to remind the world that he uses his dick. He always seems to mistake boning a model with being a good President. Also, Carla, we get it: You’ve done a blowjob. Congratulations.

These displays are becoming more and more embarrassing for me, mainly because these two wads don’t have the good sense to be embarrassed for themselves.

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