She’s Beauty and She’s Grace
She is Miss…Cameroon! See how Michelle Obama stares into the sun like that, nearly crying at the sight of such radiance. But Ms Biya simply smiles back at her, the arch of her eyebrows whisper… it’s alright my child
This photo comes from another of the eternally popular First Ladies-enjoy-the-countryside-while-the men-talk -politics/somebody-think-of-the-PRODUCE!! luncheons. this one was held in upstate New York, where the veggies were so fresh and organic the wives picked potato bugs out of their teeth, and the countryside so beautiful, that only the red halo of one Ms. Chantel Biya could cast a shadow on its loveliness. They say that the sheep cried out at the sight of her, and tore off their own coats in shame at the sight of her magnificent phooft of fiery locks. And then the phooft wept; for there were no more creatures left to conquer.
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Polonoscopy is a site devoted to political fluff. While I do appreciate that there are important issues out there… with respect… eh… don’t really care. Not here anyway, not now, that is not what Polonoscopy is about. Fluff. It’s all about image and perception in politics. Rather than vote for someone based on a record of public service and commitment to the meaningful issues of the day, wouldn’t you rather vote for someone who’s personality seems similar if only slightly more impressive then your own? Of course, we all would.
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Haha! I love articles about the phooft. Finally someone I can relate to in politics!