Big Berlusconi’s Big Whoreless Birthday
When Silvio Berlusconi turned 73, he had a grand party in the Palazzo Grazioli which was attended by all of Rome’s finest. This included it’s finest prostitutes. When one such lady claimed she was paid 10,000 Euro to spend the night with Berlusconi, everyone suddenly started to pay attention and wonder if their Prime Minister was actually paying for sex and, you know, committing a crime and all that. Now Berlusconi loves to brag about the ladies who bang him for jewelry, he talks about those bitches all the time, but he was a bit peeved when people started talking about ones who go there for straight cash. While Berlusconi’s instinct is to just make the people stop taking, it seems a wise handler has finally put on his rubber gloves and started to pick up the steaming piles of whore from every forgotten corner of the Prime Minister’s residence. The result of this crotchless panty purge meant that they had to improvise for Berlusconi’s 74th. Instead of inviting women who are paid to pretend to enjoy his sexual advances, they invited women who are paid to pretend to enjoy his leadership. 20 female PMs were invited to celebrate Big Berlusconi’s birthday, and apparently they were looking hot and bearing gifts, because if you’re not going to sleep with the man, you might as well bring him something. He didn’t become a billionaire by letting old biddies into his house for free.
While there is no word on whether the topless model he made a cabinet minister attended, it was reported that Berlusconi was in poor spirits all night, so I’m guessing… no, she wasn’t there. Don’t get me wrong, I think former sex workers can and should run for office as long as they have the education and the values, but something tell me this one didn’t quit one job before starting the other.
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