Le Petit Prince

Posted by Mika on Nov 14, 2010 in European Politics, French Politics, Politics | 4 comments

Nicholas Sarkozy claimes this has 50% of his DNA. Yes, Sarkozy’s son (with first wife Marie-Dominique Culioli) is a model. As much as I want to put “son” in quotation marks and make a list of three realistic possible fathers for young Peirre so we can all dance it out on a Greek island with some ABBA tunes, I’m not going to do that. Having flipped through all of these photos I see an unmistakable awkwardness, and self-cauntious desire to please that is undeniably Sarkozy. We don’t know that this pretty boy isn’t 4’11. We don’t know what goes on in his waxing spa. We don’t see which trolls ask for tolls under the bridges of France at night. This is just a cleaver disguise, likely orcastrated by Nicolas Sarkozy himself to trick us into thinking his little princeling is a worthy heir.

What’s really funny is that Nicholas Sarkozy’s son is a model. This boy could have done anything he wanted, but he chose to spend his life wearing expensive cloths and being photographed. What is more Sarkozy then that?

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