Best of 2010: Sarah Palin Stripper Contest
Crap. It’s the 31st and I’ve not completed my very short list of things to do for this website. The first thing was my top ten list of the best of 2010; I’ve completed two things off that list. I was also supposed to get to 100 posts. This is 98, and frankly, I’m losing steam. I’ve been really busy ok?? No I haven’t left my parents house for the last week, but I’ve still been busy. I’ll have you know…. there is a puppy involved.
I’ve been trying to make a lot of new content about my top ten, writing some fresh things about my favourites from the year, despite any top ten list being a thinly veiled excuse to direct readers to content that has already been written even though I highly doubt that anyone gets lost in the ocean of content here on Polonoscopy. Believe it or not, however, my wit on any particular topic is generally used up in the original post and so with this top ten stuff I’m kind of just hitting buttons on my keyboard hoping a joke falls out while I provide ample links to my golden originals. So, my point is… I’m not going to bother as much with original content anymore, because they’re not that great and you can all see through me, oh and it’s December the fucking 31st. So here we are…
When I said nothing good happened in the States this year, I had clearly forgotten God’s gift to the Internet: The Sarah Palin stipper contest. In May of this year, the Tea Party (Sarah Palin’s BASE) thought there would be no better way to raise money among them to put Kaydee, Ryanne, Trixi, Mercedes and Skyler on on the payroll for a night in order to mine the gold to be had in utterly debasing Sarah Palin. Did I mention, this is her BASE? Revisit it here.