Silvio’s Valentine

Posted by Mika on Feb 14, 2011 in European Politics, Italian Politics | 1 comment

How did thousands of Italian women pleasure themselves this Valentine’s day? They went out to protest Silvio Burlisconi making a mockery of women!  They said no more orgies! They railed aginst the underage prostitues! They decried the Bunga Bunga! As they should, right? Of course. I think there are very few people who would say that what these women ask is unreasonable, but one of those people will always be Silvio Burlisconi. While publicly the Italian Prime Minister has said that the protests are “disgusting” I would bet anyone 100 sweaty Euros that privately he’s used more colourful langauge. I bet he’s been saying that these women are a bunch of hairy lesbians, all in need of a good dicking, because that’s just the kind of man he is.

I’ve written a few posts about Italy over the past year and a half, but with every new twist in the Berlusconi narrative, I’ve noticed that the posts are getting worse and worse. I reason for that is, I think, that the character is getting less and less funny. Two years ago, he was a satyre-like figure. A hairy old man who gets drunk and chases girls around with his grumby little hooves, very mirthful. Now that it’s becoming clear that he’s a pedophile, rapist and John, I think he has a little more in common with Caligula then Silenus, although he lacks Caligula’s very charming regard for his horse. I also don’t get the satisfaction of calling the guy out on being a shriveled up old pervert. He doesn’t care what I say! He thinks he’s cool! If, in a fantasy world, Silvio Berlusconi were to come across my blog, he’s think “Sweet. Some chick in Toronto knows that I get laid. High Five!” And this is where me and all those Italian chicks get stuck.

It doesn’t matter what we say; You can’t shame the shameless. Silvo Berlusconi knows what he did, and he thinks it’s awesome. He thinks paying seventeen year old girls for sex makes him the fucking MAN and the women are right, that does make the whole country look bad. So why weren’t there more Italian men out there today? What were they doing that was more important then standing up for the rights of underage girls? The men are clearly the people that make up the Prime Minister’s 35% approval rating, and that’s upsetting. At the end of the day, Silvio Berlusconi is disgusting, but he’s one person, and he’s probably going to be dead soon. It’s all the other men in Italy that we should be worried about.

…. and just like that. I wrote another unfunny post about Italy. FUCK YOU BERLUSCONI!! YOU’RE RUINING MY BLOG!!!!!

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