Hello Miyuki Hatoyama
Well… last week I was very shocked to learn that the Democratic party of Japan finally won an election. Shocked and fascinated… for a good five minutes. Then I remembered it was Japanese politics, which is not really fascinating at all unless you’re interested in men’s fashion. (You’ll remember that it was Junichiro Koizumi who started man-pink.) After that little blip of interest, I got distracted by Sarah Palin’s twitter for three days. But now I’m back in the fold of Japanese political life, because I’ve found Miyuki Hatoyama, the former actress who will soon be Japan’s first lady… and bitch is crazy. “I eat the sun,” Miyuki says, raising her arms as if to tear...
Read MorePutin’s Moobs
After seeing this picture, I am quite comfortable admitting that my shreddies hit the wall… hard. Which was interesting considering that the milk dripped out of my nose so slowly. Here is Putin, stripped down and mounted in Siberia, out to prove that while he may no longer be the president, he still has the biggest cock in Russia. Also, he can feed triplets. I can almost hear the voice of Katherine Hepburn in the Lion in Winter. “I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn… but the troops were dazzled!!!” Margaret Wente argues in yesterday’s globe that “a little political beefcake couldn’t hurt” in Canada....
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Polonoscopy is a site devoted to political fluff. While I do appreciate that there are important issues out there… with respect… eh… don’t really care. Not here anyway, not now, that is not what Polonoscopy is about. Fluff. It’s all about image and perception in politics. Rather than vote for someone based on a record of public service and commitment to the meaningful issues of the day, wouldn’t you rather vote for someone who’s personality seems similar if only slightly more impressive then your own? Of course, we all would.