Democracy or Bust: Rules For a Feel-Good Revolution

Congratulations Egypt. In all seriousness, I’m happy to see that Mumbarak bitch go. You should all take note, I hated him before it was cool. Proof. But this isn’t about me, and me being a wise sage, or my beautiful flaxen locks, this is about…. other people? Over the last two weeks, Egypt has not only unseated a tyrant and got on thier way to a hastily essembled democracy, but they have schooled the world on how to run a successful and entertaining revolution. Not every uprising works. I’ve looked at the last fifty-odd years of revolution, and you’d be surprised how many either ended in terrible bloodshed or lasted so long that people just kind of got bored and wandered off. So to all of you potential...

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Hungary is Also Having an Election

Yeeeeeah….. so I was going to read up and learn some stuff about the Hungarian election (that is going on now-ish) and then I saw this picture of Attila Mesterhazy, leader of the Hungarian Socialist Party, which is trail-…. you know what? Forget it. This guy sniffs used panties. That’s all.

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