Hungary is Also Having an Election

Posted by on Apr 13, 2010 in European Politics, Hungarian Politics | 0 comments

Yeeeeeah….. so I was going to read up and learn some stuff about the Hungarian election (that is going on now-ish) and then I saw this picture of Attila Mesterhazy, leader of the Hungarian Socialist Party, which is trail-…. you know what? Forget it. This guy sniffs used panties. That’s all.

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Privacy. Unless they’re kissing… in Bathing Suits.

Posted by on Apr 6, 2010 in European Politics, French Politics, Politics | 0 comments

A French blog recently reported that Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife are having marital problems. Instead of calling on his personal dignity and ignoring the claims until they fade away, or calling upon his media savvy to schedule a photo-op of him and his wife kissing outside a restaurant or touching a puppy, Nick’s natural reaction was to flip his shit and effectively cry “ME?? MARITAL PROBLEMS?? I have no PROBLEMS with my MARRIAGE!! How dare you suggest MY MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE!!” Now, what was once an obscure blog post is now a headline around the world. “SARKOZY HAS MARITAL PROBLEMS. HIS MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE.” To make matters worse, Sarkozy’s team justifies taking legal action against the media...

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Yulia Tymoshenko Moves West?

Posted by on Mar 25, 2010 in European Politics, Ukrainian Politics | 1 comment

It’s official; the Orange Revolution is dead. Viktor Yanukovych is the President of the Ukraine, Viktor Yuchenko seems to be in bed with him and Our Lady of Gilded Braids is no longer the Prime Minister. The Ukraine seems poised to take a democratic step backwards and is moving ever closer to Russian-style politics. Tymoshenko didn’t take to this change without a bit of bitching and a last ditch attempt to win over Ukrainian by saying she might be into the whole “dictatorship” thing, but now it seems she’s moved on, and frankly, moved up. Her party (the Batkivshchyna Party, if you’re interested, like I am, in long words with few vowels) is now an official observer party at the European Parliament in...

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Keeping Abreast of German Politics

Posted by on Aug 28, 2009 in European Politics, German politics | 0 comments

It’s been a very slow week in politics, so I’d like to take this opportunity to backtrack a little. German politicians are in the middle of an election.  Since Angela Merkel’s Christian Democratic Union is the clear front-runner, some of her CDU candidates have felt comfortable taking some risks in the campaign. On August 11th, CDU candidate Vera Lengsfeld took advantage of the opportunity to launch a new brand of sexy-politics. I want everyone to take a moment and just look at those massive boobs. Those are old Fraulein titties and they are great.  I love them because all summer I have had to look at Putin’s saggy old man chest, I’ve looked at half naked old Czech men campaign on a beach, at Nicolas...

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Nicolas Sarkozy Wants You to Notice HIm

Posted by on Aug 26, 2009 in European Politics, French Politics | 0 comments

Poor guy. He tries so hard. I found this image of him on a celebrity blog, one of the ones that likes to publish as many pictures of  bitches in bikinis as possible. This week, it was Carla Bruni.  She looked great, as of course she is supposed to, and she is without a doubt excellent third wife material. Since Sarkozy is counting on his penis to hold onto his presidency, I understand why he wants her surrounded by as many paps as possible. Once they have taken some pictures of her “looking for her sunglasses” in the sand on all fours,  they are might notice that the French president is also nearby. In that happy case, he’ll smooth out his trunks, suck in his stomach and hope they have some film left.  After a few...

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