Lula’s Medvedev
Ahhh!!!!!! FACE!!!!! Jesus. If Lula da Silva had to handpick a successor to keep his Brazilian throne warm in his constitutionally enforced years of exile, you’d think he’d do better than the High Empress of Demon Squirrels. He’s going to come back in four years and find her with the whole country stuffed inside her cheek pouches, waiting for the winter to come so she can finally masticate and digest!! But enough pleasantries… how fucking stupid is this situation? In what kind of a country does a President have 80% approval? In what kind of country can a dude be so popular, that the people will almost unanimously transfer their love to any wild eyed forest critter until the constitution allows him to run again...
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Polonoscopy is a site devoted to political fluff. While I do appreciate that there are important issues out there… with respect… eh… don’t really care. Not here anyway, not now, that is not what Polonoscopy is about. Fluff. It’s all about image and perception in politics. Rather than vote for someone based on a record of public service and commitment to the meaningful issues of the day, wouldn’t you rather vote for someone who’s personality seems similar if only slightly more impressive then your own? Of course, we all would.