Best of 2011: Hugo Chavez is Totally Alive, You Guys
Even though I tried, my prose couldn’t really add to the magnificence of the Hugo Chavez workout video… so I won’t try again. Watch it again through this post.
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In case you hadn’t heard, Hugo Chavez has had a bit of a cancer issue for a while. I say “a bit of a cancer issue” like it’s nothing, because in my experience, communist dictators are a bit like roaches. They can survive nuclear explosions, assassination attempts, Naomi Campbell, and in the case of Fidel Castro, pooping into their own stomach. Dictators also fucking love working out… usually with cameras. So the next time you see Vladamir Putin thrust out his man-tits like they’re something special, please try to remember that Lincoln was puny, Churchill was feeble, and MacDonald puked up vodka on the regular. These are the real heroes. The president’s recovery time would have been a perfect...
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Polonoscopy is a site devoted to political fluff. While I do appreciate that there are important issues out there… with respect… eh… don’t really care. Not here anyway, not now, that is not what Polonoscopy is about. Fluff. It’s all about image and perception in politics. Rather than vote for someone based on a record of public service and commitment to the meaningful issues of the day, wouldn’t you rather vote for someone who’s personality seems similar if only slightly more impressive then your own? Of course, we all would.